Interruption

So here's the thing.
Where? 

Where's the thing?
Stop. 

So here's the thing.
I don't see a thing!
Listen
I don't hear a thing. What does a thing sound like?
Ssush
No, no still don't hear it!
I'm listening very careful but don't hear it!
Can yo..?
Ssush  

Wait there it is!

Ah that was you! 

Be quiet. I'm listening.
Ok, look the thing is tha..
Where?

Where is it it?
What?
The thing! You said " look the thing is" 

Well where is it? 

Ehh. ..here in my hand! 

Come closer...

Closer..
Close
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  That bloody hurt
Good. Thats one thing! 

The other thing is....
I'm not interested in the other thing anymore

I'm away!
Thank you. That's all I wanted!
Just because I drive a Skoda doesn't mean im a taxi.